As the hostile pigeons closed in on Cheeky he recalled a defensive move he had learned here at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Dojo. The renown Sensei, the Face of Everyman, had instructed his pupils: “if all else fails, do the unexpected.” Cheeky took the Pepe le Pew stance and held the mob at bay long enough to stuff his cheeks.
the Face of Everyman was Sensei at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Dojo. Seen above is an exhibition match are the local favorites in this form of defensive martial arts. Only ardent fans can distinguish which is the favored Momotaro and which is the underdog Kichirou. To the uninformed it appeared to be a ritualistic melee.