The Avian Food Bank at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had a liberal policy of sharing the bounty with all. Somehow the squirrels displayed entitlement that was without decorum. the Face of Everyman was reluctant to say anything as he held both parties in disdain.
Poker Club
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Poker Club has finished another weekly all-nighter. the Face of Everyman receives a small portion of each pot. His “Comped” breakfasts are legend among professional gamblers. As you can see; membership is limited and each attendee must wear formal attire.
Pandora
Pandora removed her Life Alert pager before she entered the water for her hydrotherapy. YIKES! the Face of Everyman summoned the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa First Responders. “P” was checked out and released to her Adult Care Day custodians.
Skunk
As the hostile pigeons closed in on Cheeky he recalled a defensive move he had learned here at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Dojo. The renown Sensei, the Face of Everyman, had instructed his pupils: “if all else fails, do the unexpected.” Cheeky took the Pepe le Pew stance and held the mob at bay long enough to stuff his cheeks.
Raptor
Dolly arrived late to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Her flocking pals and the usual colorful song birds were no where to be seen. the Face of Everyman tried to whisper a simple warning of danger. “Hawk!” Dolly jumped up and screamed, “Where?” The venerable sage tried to respond; but, with a mouth full of tail feathers he could only sputter.
Nude Bathing
It was their first visit to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Abigail and Lucretia had met Online. They were in their experimental and rebellious phase of youth. Confused they turned the venerable sage, the Face of Everyman, for an explanation of the newly posted sign: Nude bathing permitted after sun down. Defiance was called for.
Boris
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had long been a popular training site for Olympic athletes. Seen above is Boris a world class weightlifter and best choice to take Gold during the games. Poor ol’ the Face of Everyman; he was always uncomfortable around these bulked up competitors.
Chefs
An episode of the third season of the popular BBC cooking show was to be taped at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Two celebrated English chefs: Leslie and Cyril announced that they would prepare an authentic dish from the American South: Brunswick stew. As if a body of one, the onlookers and quests gasped! the Face of Everyman obscured in this clip, quickly informed this naive pair that traditional Brunswick stew was made from squirrel, raccoon or opossum. After a brief huddle, it was decided that Mac & Cheese was today’s authentic dish.
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