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the Face of Everyman once again dreamed of having the best synchronized swimmers. A team that could go all the way to State. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed more PR. Rocky as seen above needed lots of practice.

Somebody yelled “Shark!” and Basil shot straight up out of the water. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Sap had an excellent record of zero shark attacks in the past ten years; but with climate change and all one never knew. the Face of Everyman called for calm.

Sometimes it was ugly, bitter words and a lot of posturing. Never-the-less the Face of Everyman would tell them to go elsewhere to fight. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a family-oriented business.

At once it dawned on Rodney the degree of surveillance there was at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was unavailable for comment.

Olympic tryouts have begun at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Officials questioned Benchley’s unorthodox three point push off. the Face of Everyman kept the rule book handy just for these eventualities. The venerable sage had two gold medals himself. Winning by the rules was everything.

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had it’s share of “health nuts”. Seen above Festwick is performing his ritual of cleaning behind his ears. The noise he creates prevents our venerable sage the Face of Everyman from napping.