the Face of Everyman once again dreamed of having the best synchronized swimmers. A team that could go all the way to State. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed more PR. Rocky as seen above needed lots of practice.


Somebody yelled “Shark!” and Basil shot straight up out of the water. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Sap had an excellent record of zero shark attacks in the past ten years; but with climate change and all one never knew. the Face of Everyman called for calm.


He was afraid to turn around. Was that the Angle of Death? Percival was convinced things existed, even here in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman always tried to dismiss such myths; even if true.


Sometimes it was ugly, bitter words and a lot of posturing. Never-the-less the Face of Everyman would tell them to go elsewhere to fight. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a family-oriented business.

Olympic Rules

Olympic tryouts have begun at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Officials questioned Benchley’s unorthodox three point push off. the Face of Everyman kept the rule book handy just for these eventualities. The venerable sage had two gold medals himself. Winning by the rules was everything.

Behind the Ears

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had it’s share of “health nuts”. Seen above Festwick is performing his ritual of cleaning behind his ears. The noise he creates prevents our venerable sage the Face of Everyman from napping.


By all reports the St Paddy’s Day celebration had ended in a complete debacle. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa considered canceling future events and concentrating on a Mardi Gras theme. Cormac was sure that he had never felt this bad. the Face of Everyman offered up a few old Irish hangover recipes.


Mullard had sent away for a correspondence course in ventriloquism. Seen above he is demonstrating his new found skills to the Face of Everyman. Most guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were too polite to point out that his lips were moving. The venerable sage sought words of encouragement rather than criticize. Ultimately Mullard asked for his money back.

Ugly Baby Contest

The annual Ugly Baby contest was getting off to a slow start at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was offering incentives to parents whose offspring might just qualify. One Dad was lured by such hucksterism. Seen above is Jasper. First contestant in this year’s contest. He just may win.