Squirrel – Page 7 – torkelsbirds

Camera Antics

Posted on November 18, 2021 by torkel2020

Once again Cheeky tried to beat the camera shutter on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security camera. What he didn’t know was that the Face of Everyman switched to the wide angle lens. Who is having fun now?

Clinic Day

Posted on October 18, 2021 by torkel2020

**Cheeky** was in line at the Clinic just as the Sun rose over the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The only one to be excused from the vaccination mandate was *the Face of Everyman*. His basalt exterior was nearly as hard as diamond and would break any needle. The venerable sage was resigned to his vulnerabilities and always masked up when others approached.

SNAP

Posted on September 11, 2021 by torkel2020

**Cheeky** was desperate. He had learned that the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program had been left out of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa annual budget. He begged *the Face of Everyman* to reinstate it. As simple as an *ear mark* perhaps. Winter weather at this remote location on the the Pacific Flyway was forecasted to be bleak.

Prime Time?

Posted on August 21, 2021 by torkel2020

**Cheeky** wasn’t sure about his chances of hosting a week of *Jeopardy* when they taped the show next month here at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He made a polite inquiry with *the Face of Everyman.* The venerable sage tried to let the little rodent down easily when he said that the tapping had been cancelled but that he’d reached out to *Wheel of Fortune* and *The Bachelorette.* Was Cheeky ready for Prime Time?

Poachers

Posted on April 6, 2021 by torkel2020

It seemed only fair to tell Sparky that poachers were lurking on the vast grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Their aim was to acquire squirrel tail fur for fly tying to sell to trout fisherman. the Face of Everyman said, “If you value your tail; you best be scarce for the next week or so.”