SNAP

Cheeky was desperate. He had learned that the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program had been left out of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa annual budget. He begged the Face of Everyman to reinstate it. As simple as an ear mark perhaps. Winter weather at this remote location on the the Pacific Flyway was forecasted to be bleak.

Prime Time?

Cheeky wasn’t sure about his chances of hosting a week of Jeopardy when they taped the show next month here at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He made a polite inquiry with the Face of Everyman. The venerable sage tried to let the little rodent down easily when he said that the tapping had been cancelled but that he’d reached out to Wheel of Fortune and The Bachelorette. Was Cheeky ready for Prime Time?

Poachers

It seemed only fair to tell Sparky that poachers were lurking on the vast grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Their aim was to acquire squirrel tail fur for fly tying to sell to trout fisherman. the Face of Everyman said, “If you value your tail; you best be scarce for the next week or so.”

Trickster

Cheeky had worn his most thread bare suit to come down to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to apply for a payday loan. the Face of Everyman was up to this sort of trick and wondered aloud, “What became of the stimulus check he cashed last week?”

Desperate

Cheeky was desperate. Food was in short supply until the first green buds appeared on trees thru out the Fogy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He drove off the pigeons so that he could eat this day. the Face of Everyman tried not to take sides in these issues.

Health Scare

Cheeky wasn’t sure that there was any point in remaining at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had suspended serving the sumptuous buffet due to the recent health scare. Yet, something told him to keep his room key until things could be sorted out.

Fight or Flight

Cheeky was learning new survival skills. It seems that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa now hosted conflicting cultures. the Face of Everyman was unsure as to how to provide the best of both worlds to a squirrel and a cat dressed as a clown. Management expected a full report by noon. Everyman’s Golden Handshake seemed to slip ever further from his grasp.

Flood Watch

Cheeky wasn’t sure what to do or where to go. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was under Flood Watch conditions. Somehow the Face of Everyman did not appear concerned. Maybe he wasn’t aware enough to understand the dangers.

Combat

With a ferocity that surprised him, Chucky charged the two Crows before they had worked up the courage to drive him off from the delicious buffet set out by the staff of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was relived that he didn’t have to intercede.