Marshall was sure he could smell something delicious here at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Had the chef thrown out a turkey bone for the crows? the Face of Everyman had forgot to mask the smell of the holiday meal leftovers. A lesson for next time.
Who would blink first as two veteran scavengers face off in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman always disliked this behavior.
Winborne was disappointed at the complete lack of edible food presented by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. “Maybe the deer will clean up this mess?” he thought. the Face of Everyman was once again made aware of his unconscious favoritism of the little songbirds.
As always, the Jay stayed only long enough in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to ascertain that the was nothing here for him. the Face of Everyman made a mental note to order a ten-pound sack of cracked corn.
The irresistible smell of stale corn attracted Bucky to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He knew that the Face of Everyman always got his corn at the night market. He haggled for the bags which were past their best by date.
The Father’s Day Potluck was a huge success at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Even a Stellar’s Jay couple put in a brief appearance. the Face of Everyman was pleased and booked entertainment for next year.
Billy-Bob noticed immediately that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered little a bird of his fine tastes would enjoy. He admonished the Face of Everyman for the lack cracked corn.
Antone was out and about in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He was enjoying his bright shiny coat of feathers. He asked the Face of Everyman his frank opinion of the cut and fit. The venerable sage agreed that it suited him. What else could he say?
Bluebell was an infrequent visitor to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa but she never stopped complaining to the venerable sage about the lack of corn. the Face of Everyman tried to explain about a balanced diet; but, she would have none of his nonsense.
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