Shady operators were delivering precut nesting material to young couples who couldn’t wait. They needed a nest now and were willing to pay dearly. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa didn’t have rules against such businesses but the Face of Everyman couldn’t condone such exploitation.
A bug in the facial recognition software failed to determine who was this night visitor to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was of little help; he slept thru the whole episode. Members of the security team differed in their ID results. Some declared that it was a Coyote others a common house cat. Rains obliterated any paw prints. Tech teams worked to resolve the bug problem.
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