Fregley was very pleased with his newly patented innovation: DIY mating plumage.  He waited for his buddy Ralph at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; together they could troll for “chicks”.  Fregley knew his concoction wasn’t perfect; just a mixture of gun oil and lamp black.   But when applied lightly …  In dim light he looked all grown up.  the Face of Everyman suggested that Fregley add just a hint of Bay Rum or Lilac water.  Couldn’t hurt.