Johnny Dark Eyes has returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa after two weeks at “Y” Soccer Camp. He looks Buff. He brought home boxes of new shirts for friends with the logo, “Bottoms United”. the Face of Everyman noted other subtle changes. Johnny now says things like: “No worries, Mate” and “Football pitch”. Stranger yet, while standing, he balances his lunch plate off of his knees and passes the salt & pepper with a head butt.