Jackdaw had been born with an extremely rare condition; best described as alternating lazy eye.  The modest clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was without resources to correct this abnormality.  J’s parents became resigned and were about to move to a safer location.  While deep in transcendental meditation the Face of Everyman envisioned small eye-glasses with kaleidoscope lenses.  Within hours he had dashed off a learned paper for presentation at the annual eye wear congress in Stockholm and contracted with B & L to fabricate a series of prototypes.  The young Crow went on to become a famous sideshow trick-shot artist.  Detractors insist that he has an unfair advantage.