Wayne was distraught. He had become involved in a popular vertical marketing scheme. Now they wanted their money. He hadn’t sold any product and had disposed of what little he had received. The telltale sign of bubbles on the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa suggested some contaminate was present. the Face of Everyman could not offer W a solution. But, he was enjoying the fresh minty flavor of his surroundings. It tasted much like a well advertised mouth wash.