Polygyny

Larry wanted the Face of Everyman to spread the word that he had several choice territories staked out and that any ladies looking for security in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa should check out his offerings.

Tenors

Every year the three tenors went on tour. They usually started with the big resorts like the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They ran their repertoire for the lunch crowd. the Face of Everyman convinced them to try new material on the dinner crowd. Seen above is Luciano singing “O Sole Mio”; a real crowd-pleaser.

Bubbles

Wayne was distraught.  He had become involved in a popular vertical marketing scheme.  Now they wanted their money.  He hadn’t sold any product and had disposed of what little he had received.  The telltale sign of bubbles on the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa suggested some contaminate was present.  the Face of Everyman could not offer W a solution.  But, he was enjoying the fresh minty flavor of his surroundings.  It tasted much like a well advertised mouth wash.