Meryl and Beryl the Gemstone twins had been home schooled and were visiting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for the first time.  They were critical to the Nth degree.   the Face of Everyman had been enjoying the sweet fragrance of the Honey Suckle flower when voices behind him spoke in caustic tones.  “Look at that floating garbage”.  “Is this water safe for swimming?”   Rather than respond to defend this posh spa; the venerable sage remained mute a he is sometimes wont to do.