Sacheverell

Sacheverell stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to share his good news with the Face of Everyman.  A large insurance company had chosen S to be their national spokesperson and new corporate image.  It was a ten year contract and required him to maintain his buff body and suave looks.  His antlers were to be insured by Lloyds of London for an undisclosed amount in the event they became unsymmetrical or damaged in such a way as to prohibit public appearances.  He was going to miss those dog tossing exhibitions at the county fair; but now his face was his fortune.  C’est la vie.

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