Huckster

Fernley was a born huckster.  During the week he would collect items, found objects, and peddle them to guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Seen above in security camera file footage F is trying to convince the Face of Everyman that the beer can pull tab he offers is from an authentic Billy Carter can of beer.  The venerable sage wasn’t falling for that line of baloney and asked for a certificate of provenance.  Fernley quickly switched gears and offered a rusty skate key at fire sale prices.

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