Battling Eddie

Everyday of his life Battling Eddie had fought his inner demons.  Somehow he was tolerated by those at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  For several years the Face of Everyman had tried to help Eddie with his problem; but to no avail.  At long last, the Earnest Hemingway biographies were removed from the resort library and the poolside area designated a “No Violence” zone.