At first the Face of Everyman entered ‘Snowy Owl’ in the guest register of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He was quickly corrected. The guest was so poorly marked who would have taken him for a White Crowned Sparrow?
Percival broke the morning calm of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa shouting the warning: “Rain is coming.” “Finally.” thought the Face of Everyman and went back to sleep.
Summer stock theater was big at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above are try-outs for Othello. the Face of Everyman knew he would have trouble selecting the right Iago.
Try outs for the Summer Olympic games at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa started early. The diving techniques of some songbirds left a lot open to criticism. the Face of Everyman was disappointed with this year’s lot. Most were asked to continue working on their technique and return in a week.
Free Swim Day at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa usually brought out the most inept swimmers among the many songbird guests. the Face of Everyman always had an extra life guard on duty till closing at sundown.
An inveterate dare devil, Jim Bob always dove in feet first. Fortunately the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was big enough to accommodate this sort of rash behavior. the Face of Everyman gave the boy a stern talking to about safety.
It sent shock waves through out the scientific community of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. While bathing in the pristine waters, the crown of a guest slipped from his head and formed a necklace. the Face of Everyman avowed that there had never been such a case before during his tenure. The venerable sage recommended corrective surgery as soon as his feathers were dry.
Thurston spent hours practicing sleight of hand tricks. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was winter quarters to many an entertainer. the Face of Everyman always pretended to be amazed at the tricks Thurston performed. The Kid could be ready for the luncheon crowd soon.
Lamont had stepped out for a bit of fresh air. He had spent the last of his inheritance on a six weeks booking at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Writers block kept him from finishing the great American novel that he knew he had in him. the Face of Everyman suggested a bottle of good single malt scotch.
An eerie shroud fell over the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This talk of setting clocks back had the effect of stopping time itself. Even the Face of Everyman felt concern. Maybe this was when time really did stop.