Shock Waves

It sent shock waves through out the scientific community of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. While bathing in the pristine waters, the crown of a guest slipped from his head and formed a necklace. the Face of Everyman avowed that there had never been such a case before during his tenure. The venerable sage recommended corrective surgery as soon as his feathers were dry.

Scotch

Lamont had stepped out for a bit of fresh air. He had spent the last of his inheritance on a six weeks booking at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Writers block kept him from finishing the great American novel that he knew he had in him. the Face of Everyman suggested a bottle of good single malt scotch.