The Law of Natural Consequences

The law of natural consequences extended even to this remote spot on the Pacific flyway.  the Face of Everyman had warned everyone in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa astronomy club about wearing approved viewing glasses during the eclipse.  Only Ozwald, the gemologist, received the full brunt of the diamond ring when he donned his jewelers loupe to appraise the cut, color, clarity and carat.