Council Of Thirteen

The Council of Thirteen met quarterly at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  The minutes of the 2nd Quarter were read and approved.  New business, as always, was a laundry list of complaints from the Face of Everyman.  It was the same old diatribe of grievances, guests and locals alike took liberties: standing on his face and eyes, waking him during naps, flatulence, defecation …  A new one concerned the lack of written response to his broadside of such matters to the Audubon Society.  The meeting adjourned without action as the Tea Trolley was wheeled out onto the Lanai.