The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was not without its minor fast breaking scandal.  A kerfuffle ensued when the PTA learned that the basketball coach at the Montetorkie school had used money from petty cash to pay top scoring player  Strech Boynkin’s milk bill in the school cafeteria.  the Face of Everyman pleaded the case in court pointing out that the team needed at least one win this season or they would be forced to drop to Five A team ranking and play Romper Room kids.  “After all”, concluded the venerable sage, “How best to spend this mere bagatelle?”