Bernard arrived early for his interview.  He had applied to be the new Executive Chef at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa award winning Asian Fusion restaurant.  He chatted-up the Face of Everyman, hoping to get some insight on how he should respond to questions about his style of cooking.  “Well”, began the venerable sage, “Don’t tell them about your Cabbage Soup Diet skills or your Atkins diet training”.  Ultimately resort management went with Tex-Mex weekdays and Fish & Chips on the weekend.  Avian patronage dropped to zero.  The space will be remodeled as a video game center for those millennials who can’t be away from the ultimate high of HD game competition and Karaoke.