Public drunkenness wasn’t a social problem until the rainy season.  Pineapple Clippers brought warm Pacific rains to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  The kindly ol’ pensioner was kept busy disposing of fermenting grains.  Those songbirds that cache their food knew where to return to the intoxicating nectar of DYI Okolehao.  the Face of Everyman tried to remain detached from this short lived phenomenon.