DNA

It became fashionable at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to have your DNA analyzed.  Now Gaylord wished that he hadn’t.  the Face of Everyman could have spared “G” the expense.  One glance and the venerable sage could have been as accurate as the laboratory computer.  A high percentage was House sparrow, followed by lesser amounts Grosbeaks and Finches.  The “kicker” was a trace of Cedar Waxwing.  Poor Gaylord, his grandfather took away his trust fund, golf club privileges and wrote him out of the will.