SAD

The few hours of sunlight that fell on this remote corner of the Pacific Flyway were the root cause of many reported cases of Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD).  Hardest hit at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was the venerable sage himself.  Even in the depths of his depression he could hope that the Raccoons would attack tonight and spin him around so that his other eye could catch the bright rays of sunrise.  His Light Therapy Box was on backorder at Amazon.