The menu on the chalk board clearly stated that Orts were the only item being served.  The kitchen and wait staff at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were busy preparing for New Years Eve festivities.  None the less, out of the corner of his eye, the Face of Everyman spotted two unhappy customers approaching.  His otherwise nimble mind tried to come up with something, some appeasement.  Following heated words, the venerable sage reluctantly presented each with complementary coupons, good for one Bloody Mary tomorrow morning between 6 and 10 AM.