Robby and Ricky were getting tired of waiting for the Ball to drop at Midnight.  They took out their pent up energy making sport of the Face of Everyman.  The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is located on a remote peninsula along the Pacific Flyway.  Thru the use of a special satellite link guests and locals witnessed the Times Square event in real time.  The venerable sage was spared three hours of living hell.