Dating

Velvet wasn’t sure which of these two guys she was meeting for her luncheon date at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Neither of them resembled their photos on the web site, AvianHarmony dot com.  Which one was Hacker?   Which was CEO?  the Face of Everyman sensed her dilemma.  The venerable sage recommended the Cobb salad with bacon bits and tuna substituting for the chicken and chopped eggs.