As the rain began in plop drops Armbrewster casually commented that he hopped that it wouldn’t rain a deluge causing him to miss lunch.  The blue plate special served at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was renown hereabouts.  the Face of Everyman could only smile.  Mere words can not describe the downpours he had seen since the parting of the supercontent Pangaea.


Conspiracy theories are rampant in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Friends and family members are reluctant to be seen talking.  Seen above, the twins Hobby and Bobby who converse only in the presence of the unimpeachable sage, the Face of Everyman.  Will these troubling times ever end?

Hero and Leander

Hero has sent Leander searching the vast grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for soft nesting materials.  the face of Everyman tries to warn Leander that Neptune is lurking to attack him.  The venerable sage is able to distract the Royal Denizen of the Deep just long enough for Leander to escape.  Upon arriving home he presents his find to Hero, his lovely sweetheart, and burst into song: “Be it ever so humble, there is no place like home.”  Curtain closes.  The Resort guests rise to a standing ovation for this ground breaking re-telling of an ancient classic.


The annual Writer’s Conference at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa took a brief mid-morning break.  the Face of Everyman was astonished to overhear that they were not free from the rapid fire prompts of the conference setting but must converse solely in the 5-7-5 structure of Haiku, responses must be in Latin, Classical Greek or Esperanto.  The venerable sage wept as he recalled his high times on the isle of Mykonos.

Water Polo

the Face of Everyman always found it difficult to organize team sports at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Some members took to the water easily; others had to be coaxed.  The venerable sage found it difficult to match player’s skills to positions; let alone getting them to tread water.  A clutch of ducklings would be so easy to train.  Perhaps even win the pennant.

Friday Frolics

Try outs for the upcoming Friday Frolics variety show slated for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were cut short yesterday when an area wide power outage occurred.  The massive pumps supplying the Spring of Eternal Giving ceased to operate.  the Face of Everyman rescheduled the soft shoe act of Donny and Marie for 3PM if power was restored.  The show must go on.