Locker Room Talk

There was always a lot of locker room talk on Saturday mornings when the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Running Club completed their runs and hit the spa.  Blueberry pancakes topped the list of topics; while Maple syrup ran a close second.  the Face of Everyman tried to recall if he had ordered enough maple syrup from Vermont.  It was his favorite too.

Grand Jury

The Grand Jury was quick to indict Panther aka Lucy for the attempted murder of Mullard, a former grounds keeper for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  the Face of Everyman testified that Panther was a known vagrant and a frequent intruder.  The kindle ol’ pensioner may be directed by Court Order to “Bell” the beast.


the Face of Everyman was shocked to overhear a conversation between two influential members of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and  Spa planning commission.  The scheme was to drain the pool to prevent water fowl from getting H1B visas for temporary residency.


Cosmos regretted trying to restart his former tie-dye business.   The concierge at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had agreed to mention his salon.  But now it was obvious to him that cheap water based dyes would not lead to wealth and fame.  the Face of Everyman suggested that his left over dyes be used for face painting at the County Fair.  Cosmos hoped that it would all wash off before he was subject to too much public ridicule.


Velvet wasn’t sure which of these two guys she was meeting for her luncheon date at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Neither of them resembled their photos on the web site, AvianHarmony dot com.  Which one was Hacker?   Which was CEO?  the Face of Everyman sensed her dilemma.  The venerable sage recommended the Cobb salad with bacon bits and tuna substituting for the chicken and chopped eggs.


Lefty had at long last caught up with Mullard.  They were archenemies.  the Face of Everyman defused the confrontation by inviting each to sign up for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Saturday Night Fights.  Grudge fights were usually billed just before the title matches.  Personal quarrels worked the crowd into a frenzy; if there was one.