Ordinarily newly weds drank from a silver chalice as the Face of Everyman concluded the ceremony. However this day the venerable sage had loaned the sacred cup to the Soccer coach to present to the winning team in the match between Foggy Bottoms United and the Village F C. The young couple were too in love to notice that their vows were sealed with something akin to swamp water.
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Theater group had staged their Murder Mystery Dinner Theater. The outcome was more than even the Face of Everyman could imagine. No one seemed to know the victim nor recall him at dinner the previous evening. Everyone stood around waiting for the Constable from the village to arrive. “Nasty business.” A bystander was heard to say.
Rodney wasn’t sure that spiky hair was still a style. Perhaps a Mohawk would be a better choice for Prom Night. the Face of Everyman was ambiguous. Aside from donning mating colors few style choices changed throughout the years at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. In the end Rodney and his prom date went in conventional attire.
As the rain began in plop drops Armbrewster casually commented that he hopped that it wouldn’t rain a deluge causing him to miss lunch. The blue plate special served at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was renown hereabouts. the Face of Everyman could only smile. Mere words can not describe the downpours he had seen since the parting of the supercontent Pangaea.
Hero has sent Leander searching the vast grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for soft nesting materials. the face of Everyman tries to warn Leander that Neptune is lurking to attack him. The venerable sage is able to distract the Royal Denizen of the Deep just long enough for Leander to escape. Upon arriving home he presents his find to Hero, his lovely sweetheart, and burst into song: “Be it ever so humble, there is no place like home.” Curtain closes. The Resort guests rise to a standing ovation for this ground breaking re-telling of an ancient classic.