Hero and Leander

Hero has sent Leander searching the vast grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for soft nesting materials.  the face of Everyman tries to warn Leander that Neptune is lurking to attack him.  The venerable sage is able to distract the Royal Denizen of the Deep just long enough for Leander to escape.  Upon arriving home he presents his find to Hero, his lovely sweetheart, and burst into song: “Be it ever so humble, there is no place like home.”  Curtain closes.  The Resort guests rise to a standing ovation for this ground breaking re-telling of an ancient classic.