the Face of Everyman’s whole being shuddered as he was awakened by Reggie playing peekaboo.  The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montetorkie School’s “head start” program that encouraged interaction among all beings.  The venerable sage was determined to have his class of being removed from the list.  No artfully carved chunk of basalt should ever have to suffer the indignity of having cold wet claws covering his eyes.  Where were the parents when this sort of thing happened?  Probably playing bingo in the Casino.