Hoppin’ John paid a recent visit to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  He was the national spokesperson for folks with peg legs.  Much of the time he didn’t wear his prosthesis; he deemed it too heavy and it caused him to fly in circles.  the Face of Everyman assured him that a team of engineers were working on a feather-lite Carbon Fiber prosthetic.  John could be wearing a test model as soon as next week.John