Baby Huey

No one was quite sure who was the first hatchling of the New Year at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa but the parents of Baby Huey made sure that his photo appeared on the front page of the local paper.  The photo brought smiles to most folks faces.   the Face of Everyman never did understand why all the fuss; eggs hatched and nestlings fledged almost daily.   Where do you draw the line?

Siding Salesman

Robby had been to the presentation at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  There he had learned from the presenters that he was a natural for entry into the world of Aluminum Siding sales.  For a small fee he would be given the territory that encompassed the imaginary zip code of the FBR&S.  With his work ethic Robby knew that his fortune was assured.  the Face of Everyman tried to get his attention before the money changed hands.  Alas . . .


Grainy security camera footage showed that Earl had returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  His Mom had named him Early Bird but it came with too much expectation so he shortened his name to just plain Earl.  the Face of Everyman noted that his arrival coincided with the beginning of Winter.  Yikes!   Everyman’s toes were already numb.