Robynn was the Poster Child for the CBT clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  This poor fledgling had shown up with the worst case of ablutophobia ever seen by the venerable sage.  After weeks of cognitive behavior therapy Robynn was at last free of her fears.  She joyously splashed water on the Face of Everyman.  His smile was so broad, his face almost cracked.

Easter Egg Hunt

Ichabod had arrived almost a week early for most of the scheduled Easter Egg hunts.  His favorites were those set at Chetzemoka Park.  Wet grass and toddlers thru pre-teens stomping along in hunt for barely hidden eggs caused worms of all sizes to emerge.  A veritable feast not found at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  the Face of Everyman made a simple request: “If you find a chocolate bunny; I’d be pleased to share it with you.”

New Head Master

Father Robin returned as the new Head Master of the Montetorkie School at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  While he was confident in his new role, he nonetheless stopped to pay his respects to the venerable sage the Face of Everyman and ask about the student body’s feelings on such issues as Gun Control and Student Walkouts.

Baby Huey

No one was quite sure who was the first hatchling of the New Year at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa but the parents of Baby Huey made sure that his photo appeared on the front page of the local paper.  The photo brought smiles to most folks faces.   the Face of Everyman never did understand why all the fuss; eggs hatched and nestlings fledged almost daily.   Where do you draw the line?

Siding Salesman

Robby had been to the presentation at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  There he had learned from the presenters that he was a natural for entry into the world of Aluminum Siding sales.  For a small fee he would be given the territory that encompassed the imaginary zip code of the FBR&S.  With his work ethic Robby knew that his fortune was assured.  the Face of Everyman tried to get his attention before the money changed hands.  Alas . . .


Grainy security camera footage showed that Earl had returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  His Mom had named him Early Bird but it came with too much expectation so he shortened his name to just plain Earl.  the Face of Everyman noted that his arrival coincided with the beginning of Winter.  Yikes!   Everyman’s toes were already numb.