It seemed a typical Monday at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montetorkie School. Once more the custodian had forgotten the keys to the Athletic Gear Locker. This meant no hoops, no roller skates and more importantly no teether ball. The school yard championship was at stake. “Killer” Jones and ‘Take No Hostages” Smith would have to wait till tomorrow for their championship duel. the Face of Everyman had alerted the Boys Vice-principal to be alert for trouble.