Farnsworth wanted desperately to attend the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montetorkie School. the Face of Everyman tried to explain he was too large to be among the small song birds as a student; but, he could take the correspondence courses that the venerable sage had prepared. Farnsworth decried that idea. How was he to learn to read and write if he could not attend school? Everyman was left in a quandary.