At the Montietorkie school PTA meeting Mom pointed to her son Beauregard who has been irrevocably harmed by wearing a mask during the recent Avian Flu scare. His disfigurement brought little interest from the somber colored songbirds. They suggested that she take her case to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa school board. From past experiences the Face of Everyman saw little hope of justice for this unhappy Mom.