The Fourth of July parade at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a complete fiasco. The pigeons pushed forward to head the line-up while the color guard were still finishing their cigarettes. The new babies were quickly assembled to fill in the gap. the Face of Everyman was this year’s Grand Marshall but the Cadillac convertible wouldn’t start. Those who stuck around for the fireworks show were disappointed when rain and hail soaked the charges. Everything fizzled.