Rusty was new to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Other guests with dull colors began to show resentment. the Face of Everyman offered to add a touch of lamp black to reduce the glare from Rusty’s shiny pate.
Parade
Algernon had found the perfect spot to view the parade as it passed thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Unfortunately the surface was slippery and unsafe. the face of Everyman made a mental note to put crime scene tape up there soon.
Nectar
Freezing temps and lack of nectar was a problem for Heloise. The Mini-Mart at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was closed on Sunday. the Face of Everyman feared that the poor dear might try and self medicate on his early flowering cannabis. These Blue Laws were causing havoc in the lives of the little people. Things must change. 
MLK
The Reverend Farnsworth had been chosen to speak at a ceremony Monday at noon. The entire village and all guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would gather. The good reverend spent most of Saturday morning practicing his moves. the Face of Everyman alerted the grounds crew to double their trash pick up efforts. All community service parolees were conscripted. The grounds remained immaculate. 
Habit Trail
Cheeky was a bit miffed. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had not plowed his habit trail. He questioned the Face of Everyman as to how he had been targeted by his Ward Heeler. It was a gross omission. After all, he’d always voted the straight party ticket.
Blizzard
The blizzard had produced white out conditions at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The few guests present were entertained in the casino with bingo. When the storm abated the Face of Everyman sent in his reports of snow fall depth to the weather bureau. New records were being set daily. A TV crew got stuck in the snow in route to televise the venerable sage giving an on scene report of the horrific aftermath.
Michelin Guide
Every year the Michelin Guide inspector came around. This year’s test was making a Hot Toddy. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was known for the Classic Martini but not even the Face of Everyman was sure that his Swiss Ski Resort trained bartenders could meet this challenge. She awarded the lounge two stars for the year 2020.
Avalanche
An Arctic Outbreak had brought snow to the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The Avalanche and Rescue Team met in the conference room. Not even the Face of Everyman could remember where they had stored their equipment at the end of last season.
Snow
Lily and Lester cherry picked their way thru a select offering of the breakfast buffet at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Snow is forecast within the next 24 hours; so good nutrition is a must. the Face of Everyman had made certain that only the best was provided. He wished that others had been as thoughtful when he was growing up. C’est la vie.
Visitor
Panther was back. This time she tried slipping thru the visitor’s gate. She paid the two bit coin fee for visiting during feeding time at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was a well trained Docent that actually sounded the alarm. the Face of Everyman napped thru the entire red alert emergency. But he had ordered a collar with bell from Amazon.
torkelsbirds 