Sheila has stepped out of the shadows of obscurity to announce her candidacy in any up coming election to be held in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman is a bit nonplussed. The school board levy is the only matter to be voted upon anytime soon.
Aggression
By turning his back on a potential adversary Cheeky was signaling to Mr Crow that he would get no fight out of him. Except for aggressive pigeons there was seldom a squabble for food at the bountiful Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was working to develop a set therapies to reduce aggression; but his tests failed repeatedly. 
Worry
With so many new arrivals to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure what quarantine measures should be put in place. The clinic was already swamped with kids needing their shots before school started. Hopefully none of his songbirds had been to China during school break. Avian Flu was next on his worry list.
Bird Count
the Face of Everyman had been absent for the Christmas Bird Count at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; so he sheepishly prevailed upon the kindly ol’ pensioner to call the village Audubon Society hot line to report this late arrival. 
UFO
the Face of Everyman had long scoffed at the theory of Aliens and UFOs. His naivete was shattered when a UFO landed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seems that they had been chartered by a wealthy guest to go back in time to purchase a six-pack of Billy Beer. They apologized for the late hour delivery. 
New Years
the Face of Everyman had celebrated Chinese New Year’s by downing a record number of steam buns and a few tankards of Tsingtao ( 青岛) beer. He awoke to find himself still in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Diaphanous birds circled his head. Had he died and gone to Hard Rock heaven? Was this a prequel or a sequel to his torturous life?
Work order
Cappy said he had a work order to install crime scene tape somewhere at the Spring of Eternal Giving. Said it: Was to prevent guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa from slipping and falling. the Face of Everyman tried to explain how treacherous it was in wet weather. Obviously today he couldn’t get Cappy’s full attention. 
Try Outs
Field and Track tryouts had begun in earnest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen below are two fellow athletes performing the standing high jump. the Face of Everyman always felt inadequate during this season. Nevertheless he soldier on as Coach, Referee, and live TV announcer. 
Bird Feeder
Heloise was back with fire in her eyes. She demanded to know why the kindly ol’ pensioner provided winter rations to the likes of rodents; when she and others had to subsist on cold spider webs and dead mealy bugs. Where in the charter of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa did it say that preference would be given any one species? A nice feeder filled with high fructose sugars would placate her thought the Face of Everyman.
Cinema Verite
the Face of Everyman was from the school of Cinema Verite. When the Raptor attempted to kill the innocent guest of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa it was only fair that the few frames showing the victims feathers wafting to the ground be forever memorialized in this blog. 
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