Wildlife Behavior

Elizabeth wasn’t sure she liked the idea of Rocky watching her bathe.  But she shrugged it off as this was a public area in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  In Wildlife Behavior 101 she had learned to just turn your back.  Hopefully the rodent would return to gorging himself; besides the Face of Everyman was alert for once and watching out for her.


A rare sighting of the celebrity love birds that occasionally book in to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Seen above with the Face of Everyman are Bonjour and Au Revoir.  Their off screen romances and break ups are difficult to keep straight even for the venerable sage.

Real Thirst

Elizabeth could hardly wait for classes at the Montetorkie school to be over.  By sundown today she will have given report cards to all of her students and cleaned out her desk.  There was a popular new bar tender at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Lounge. Perhaps Rob will join her for a few Long Island Iced Teas.  the Face of Everyman hoped that the Rum Runners shipment of booze showed up soon.  Elizabeth always drank as though she had a real thirst to quench.

Stood Up

Rob wasn’t sure what time he had told Elizabeth to meet him at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but, clearly he was alone.  the Face of Everyman waited a few minutes and then pointed out to Rob that this week was Spring Break and all the teachers and students of the Montetorkie school were on a mini-vacation.  The Cafe would be open till two if he was hungry.


Elizabeth met Puddy while on Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale.  He had missed his cruise ship and was at odds as what to next. She convinced him to join her at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  They had so much in common; why, they even dressed alike.  the Face of Everyman saw nothing but trouble ahead with these two.


Jonah was fit to be tied.  The honey moon suite at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was undergoing renovation.  Their luggage was misrouted to Denver and his Platinum Card was declined.  the Face of Everyman completely understood that level of exasperation. He offered the newly weds three nights in a small AirB&B, complements of one of his vast holding companies.