The polls closed early at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman relied on runners bringing constant updates on key races. Seats on the School Board were up for grabs; write in candidates created the most chaos. Front runners had seldom gone beyond the first grade. Even graduating from the Montietorkie School did not ensure good governance. The school bonds were going down in utter defeat. To the venerable sage this all seemed a bad dream.
An Arctic outbreak brought freezing temps to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman’s teeth chattered incessantly. He hadn’t been this cold since the Pleistocene Epoch began. Little Bobby had just joined the Ski Club and was disappointed by the lack of snow.
Melpomene was ready to depart for the winter and leave the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa far behind. But not before she told the Face of Everyman what she thought of the complete lack of nectar feeders. The venerable sage tried to blame the computer for the breakdown in the supply system. She vowed to nest elsewhere next Spring.
The last audition for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa musical extravaganza was a shy local who would play the Theremin with her own rendition of “Over the Rainbow”. the Face of Everyman always had a soft spot in his heart for Judy Garland tunes.
Henrietta was the first to complain about the Face of Everyman’s pumpkin-spiced lattes. He was surprised, after all he had taken the Grabajava Culinary School online course for baristas. All the ingredients were fresh and the best. Perhaps he shouldn’t use water directly from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but bottled water seemed so costly. With a shrug the venerable sage turned to his next test product: Turkey-spiced lattes.
Even tho’ the full moon of May, the Flower moon, had long ago set over the the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Butch couldn’t contain his lunar triggered rage. the Face of Everyman had suggested several effective solutions he himself had undergone during his rebellious teenage days. Turns out, any form of Shock therapy is now out of vogue.