Even tho’ the full moon of May, the Flower moon, had long ago set over the the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Butch couldn’t contain his lunar triggered rage. the Face of Everyman had suggested several effective solutions he himself had undergone during his rebellious teenage days. Turns out, any form of Shock therapy is now out of vogue.
Walter was beside himself with alarm. The DSL serving the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was down. His ISP wouldn’t return his calls. The internet outage effected his whole being and way of life. Walter didn’t find solace when the Face of Everyman recounted that once when he was Station Master in a remote spot along the Pony Express route he ran out of fresh horses. The U.S. Mail didn’t move for two whole days.
Nest building begins early in this remote spot on the Pacific Flyway. Seen above, Henrietta is off before dawn to scour the vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She is looking for prime nesting materials: spider web, moss, and lichen. Closer to home anything soft and spongy and maybe squirrel fur would be a nice find. the Face of Everyman keeps a bundle of select Kurillan Bobtail cat hair ready for any emergency should expectant Moms not have the nest ready in time.
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had an official Anger Management Clinic. the Face of Everyman was concerned at the poor success rate. Clients came angry and left just as angry. Renegade boxing promoters often tried to recruit these tiny packages of pugilistic dynamite to fulfill their evil schemes in that ancient and barbaric sport.
Bernie had been on a TV Game Show and won a weeks stay at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The peace and serenity of the vast resort was not a good fit for a hyper-active patron such as Bernie. On Monday the Face of Everyman contacted the producers and suggested that Hummingbirds, because of their unique nature, be eligible for more active vacation locations such as Demolition Derby Camp or Bull Running Fiestas.
Every year about this time the Face of Everyman makes a pronouncement about the weather and temperatures expected for the next three months. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is regarded as being in the Banana belt; as such few locals migrate to the sunny climes of Mexico. Rodney hopes that the venerable sage will utter a dreadful forecast. One that will give him every reason to leave and make a fresh start somewhere that folks don’t know him.