Even tho’ the full moon of May, the Flower moon, had long ago set over the the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Butch couldn’t contain his lunar triggered rage. the Face of Everyman had suggested several effective solutions he himself had undergone during his rebellious teenage days. Turns out, any form of Shock therapy is now out of vogue.
Johnny Dark Eyes usually did the closing act at a Casino in Vegas. So when he was booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa his popular style of humor was well received by the early birds and night owls. His agent was supposed to tell him about the eclipse of the super moon. Just as he had his crowd warmed up he went into his monologue. About the second laugh-getter, a strange darkness fell. The disappointed crowd found their way home by flash light. the Face of Everyman hoped that they were all returned.
Attendance was spotty at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Astronomy Club nevertheless the Face of Everyman forged ahead with his presentation on the Supermoon due tomorrow. Sensing that he was losing the attention of his lone attendee; the venerable sage hinted, in a voice suggesting intrigue, that next month his talk would be on Blue Moons.