Eclipse

Johnny Dark Eyes usually did the closing act at a Casino in Vegas.  So when he was booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa his popular style of humor was well received by the early birds and night owls.  His agent was supposed to tell him about the eclipse of the super moon.  Just as he had his crowd warmed up he went into his monologue.  About the second laugh-getter, a strange darkness fell.  The disappointed crowd found their way home by flash light.  the Face of Everyman hoped that they were all returned.

Supermoon

Attendance was spotty at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Astronomy Club nevertheless the Face of Everyman forged ahead with his presentation on the Supermoon due tomorrow.  Sensing that he was losing the attention of his lone attendee; the venerable sage hinted, in a voice suggesting intrigue, that next month his talk would be on Blue Moons.