the Face of Everyman felt a cold shiver run down his back. A Starling sighting was bad news for everybody at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This unwelcome guest was very aggressive. When they gathered, flocks could be in the hundreds. They would savage a community before moving on as quickly as they came. The venerable sage assured the Evil Envoy that the protection monies had been transferred to appropriate offshore account. There was no need for him, or his friends, to return.
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was invaded by Football Hooligans. After every World Cup win, by any country, they rampaged thru the grounds and commandeered the pool. Poor old the Face of Everyman barely caught his breath. He made plans to be on vacation somewhere calm and peaceful during World Cup 2022; perhaps Qatar.
the Face of Everyman held his breath as he initiated the silent Amber Alert. The brief text alerted all Nesters to defend their homes against marauding English Starlings. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had never been subject to a murmuration of Starlings; but there was always a first time. The venerable sage tried to stifle his fears that such a thing should ever happen here. https://tinyurl.com/yaktas3v
The renown Montetorkie School at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had an enviable record for child behavior and discipline. Bully insigated dust ups seldom occurred; that is until “Diesel” Rekker transferred in from some do-gooder wild life rescue outfit upstate. Seen above, frozen in fear, is “Twinky” LaRue. the Face of Everyman felt powerless to intervene.