the Face of Everyman was unsure what to do. He had sold all Prix Fixe dinner tickets for the Valentines Day gala in the ballroom of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Yet here was a thug demanding that he find one more table for this evening’s festivities. Luckily, the venerable sage had one thing in his favor: Many couples argue on this day and cancel or fail to appear. With a smile, Everyman was able to graciously oblige.
The very personification of evil had chosen to bathe at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They had no need to dress up for Halloween to be scary. the Face of Everyman waited to see what malicious mischief these two had in mind. Luckily they moved on as quickly as they had arrived. Nevertheless the venerable sage remained too upset to take his regular nap. He’d need two.
the Face of Everyman felt a cold shiver run down his back. A Starling sighting was bad news for everybody at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This unwelcome guest was very aggressive. When they gathered, flocks could be in the hundreds. They would savage a community before moving on as quickly as they came. The venerable sage assured the Evil Envoy that the protection monies had been transferred to appropriate offshore account. There was no need for him, or his friends, to return.
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was invaded by Football Hooligans. After every World Cup win, by any country, they rampaged thru the grounds and commandeered the pool. Poor old the Face of Everyman barely caught his breath. He made plans to be on vacation somewhere calm and peaceful during World Cup 2022; perhaps Qatar.
the Face of Everyman held his breath as he initiated the silent Amber Alert. The brief text alerted all Nesters to defend their homes against marauding English Starlings. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had never been subject to a murmuration of Starlings; but there was always a first time. The venerable sage tried to stifle his fears that such a thing should ever happen here. https://tinyurl.com/yaktas3v
The renown Montetorkie School at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had an enviable record for child behavior and discipline. Bully insigated dust ups seldom occurred; that is until “Diesel” Rekker transferred in from some do-gooder wild life rescue outfit upstate. Seen above, frozen in fear, is “Twinky” LaRue. the Face of Everyman felt powerless to intervene.
The Arctic Vortex had been the ill wind that carried this evil being to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Caught on security camera images is Cain, the Enforcer. the Face of Everyman spoke for all of us when he asked the speckled marauder to move on and leave these respectable birds alone.