The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa has an enviable safety record. But, every once in awhile, there is a crash landing. Seen, above as recorded by the security camera, is a behemoth entering Resort airspace and attempting an uncontrolled landing. the Face of Everyman and his small songbird friend, Terwilliger, are bracing for the inevitable.
Extraction
A tooth had been bothering Elwood all week. The dental clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was closed during Spring Break so the Face of Everyman recommended the old fashioned method of extracting a loose baby tooth: Knot a piece of string around the tooth and jerk quickly. The venerable sage had reached out to the tooth fairy; alerting her to be ready with a small coin to reward Elwood’s achievement.
Predators
The secondary security camera caught Penelope as she turned towards the distant sound of a coyote calling it’s mate. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a sanctuary but perhaps large predators were unaware of such niceties. the Face of Everyman had done an exemplary job informing members of the food chain which sources of protein were off limits. By and large his efforts were successful; but, raptors still preyed on pigeons and coyotes on cats. C’est la guerre.
Twist and Shout
Little Wilbur wasn’t sure he believed the Face of Everyman’s explanation as to how he ended up askew. It went something like this: while leading a group of Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa guests in a joyous sing a long, at the part where you do “Twist and Shout”; the venerable sage avers that he did twist and indeed shout: “Ouch!”
Tryouts
The coming of Spring meant Field & Track competitions would soon begin at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above is Rusty going for his best in the Hop, Skip and Jump tryouts. the Face of Everyman often resented being the landing spot at the end of early attempts.
Pacific Flyway DST
After a week’s trial of Daylight Savings Time a decision was to be made wither to remain on this artificial setting or not. The Council of Four that over saw certain aspects of life at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa held a voice vote. the Face of Everyman broke the tie.
Pop Inspections
Frequent unannounced inspections by Tula the autocratic cat from the manor house situated high above the Foggy bottoms Resort and Spa kept the security forces alert and on their toes. the Face of Everyman showed this aging animal great deference; after all, she wielded far more power than he.
Drones
Things have changed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Management has introduced drone security. Wealthy parents can now let their children frolic safely under the watchful eye of a team of security agents with the so called “eye in the sky” state of the art drone. the Face of Everyman saw that such spending by guests was becoming the new norm. What next? Robot nannies?
Data Breach
A recent data breach at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Casino left everyone a bit uneasy. the Face of Everyman tried to maintain an air of calm; assuring all that things were being looked into. He quietly put a freeze on all seventeen of his accounts; then took a much needed nap.
Nesting Time
Nest building begins early in this remote spot on the Pacific Flyway. Seen above, Henrietta is off before dawn to scour the vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She is looking for prime nesting materials: spider web, moss, and lichen. Closer to home anything soft and spongy and maybe squirrel fur would be a nice find. the Face of Everyman keeps a bundle of select Kurillan Bobtail cat hair ready for any emergency should expectant Moms not have the nest ready in time.
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