The annual Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Film Festival brought in a few fresh faces. Promoter, the Face of Everyman, had made sure that there was plenty of pop corn, seed and honey suckle nectar. The venerable sage hoped that everyone would enjoy seeing recently discovered Andy Warhol experimental films.
Padre
It always seemed to be the crack o’ dawn that a new Padre would start services for those at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa who needed spiritual guidance. the Face of Everyman was pleased that nobody showed for this first service. Most songbirds sleep in late on Fridays. The 10 AM service might be a sellout.
Flight Ops
After long hours of flying migrating birds visiting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa often requested that the Face of Everyman verify that their stiff and numb legs were indeed down, talons visible and that it was safe to land. The Spa enjoyed an enviable safety record.
#MeToo
the Face of Everyman is perplexed; did Art always imitate Life even in the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Mortal Combat
Near the time of the Harvest Moon strange things happen. The Security Camera records a life or death struggle between the dark forces under the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and Draven, a local gang member. An anonymous Moth urges Draven to try harder to escape the grasp. Once again the Face of Everyman sleeps through the entire episode of mortal combat.
Skull and Crossbones
Halloween was still weeks away but Bosworth was eager to build community interest thru-out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman helped him create the Skull and Crossbones motif. Unfortunately the paint had to dry overnight.
Haircuts
Judging by the hair style, this young chap is a proud member of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Football Club. the Face of Everyman hopes to build an arena similar to those of other top teams like Manchester United.
Courier
The message to the venerable sage from his Broker was so important that it was delivered by Courier. It read,”Sell your widget stock now!” By noon the Face of Everyman felt so prosperous that he ordered a plate of Cucumber sandwiches prepared by the kitchen staff of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They were wickedly good.
Deus ex machina
Outside forces step in to align the Face of Everyman to the energy field of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Nudge
Like most folks near the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, the Face of Everyman just needed a gentle nudge to be realigned and centered with each vortex which offered swirling centers of energy conducive to healing, meditation and self-exploration. The venerable sage was never sure he had the right spot; a twitch here and there was needed for focus.
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