Bambi’s Aunt and two cousins exit the magical world of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa via the time portal. Big brother Amaury looks back to be sure little sister Lilith is not left behind. If she stayed too long she might begin to believe that the Face of Everyman was real.
Sweltering tropical heat drove whole families to the cooling waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was hard pressed to keep folks at social distancing standards. In the end he gave up and took his nap.
Elizabeth was fit to be tied; some fool Mosquito Control Officer had dumped thuringiensis bits into her drinking water. As her ire increased, everyone tried to look away. the Face of Everyman was quick to blame safety policies put in place by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
The Labor Day Parade was just three weeks away. the Face of Everyman had entered his jump rope drill team: The Sparklers” into the competition expecting to win the coveted Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa silver cup for best precision drill team.
Demosthenes was prepared to give a reprise of his famous TED talk to the luncheon group at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. As he came on stage he realized that he had left his Bluetooth mike at home. the Face of Everyman had nothing to offer more recent in technology that an old cheerleaders megaphone.
As Autumn neared and rumors of poachers increased Big Guy spent his days in the deep cover of the vast forests surrounding the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Only in the dark of night did he venture out to check his mail and chat briefly with the Face of Everyman.
The invitation was to join the Tai Chi class yet somehow the Face of Everyman seemed threatened by the Shifu. Of course guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed all the distractions possible during this time of the pandemic. The venerable sage asked if he could just audit the class for the first few weeks.
To make ends meet Rocky, the tailless boar, had taken the job as school crossing guard for the Montetorkie School at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Thru an administrative mix up the Face of Everyman had left Rocky’s name off of the approved entry list. Klaxons blared. Security forces responded. A scuffle ensued. AI recognition sounded recall. There was a brief apology. Old veterans should be treated more kindly.
It has been years since Indiana Jones has allowed himself to be caught on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security cameras. the Face of Everyman believed that Indie has a secret cloaking device similar to Everyman’s own invention. How else has he evaded the Coyotes all these years? When asked, Indie just smiles and turns away.
Archimedes personally stopped to thank the Face of Everyman for serving a superior brand of suet. Things were looking up around the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
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