Check?

Elizabeth was back to protest the opening of the Montetorkie School for full-time students of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She wanted her stimulus check as well. the Face of Everyman tried to assure her that there was no check and that management would continue to with hold her payroll taxes. A Long Island Iced Tea might soothe her rage.

Auditions

Producers creating a commercial ad for an online dating service asked to film at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The casting call resulted in throngs of starving actors. The Sun was setting by the time the Face of Everyman could organize the auditions. Maybe they could film a few scenes tomorrow. The venerable sage was glad he hadn’t passed out Swag Bags.

Tsunami

Panther knew she was having a bad day when the Tsunami warning system was tested on the very moment she had the courage to trespass into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She froze, then relaxed a bit when the Face of Everyman acknowledged her presence. She left the grounds without the trophy songbird she had come for.

Exploit

For years Wesley had heard rumors of a stone idol worshiped by the songbirds known as the Face of Everyman and incidentally the general manager of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Could this be him? What proof could he take back to civilization to confirm his dangerous exploit? Alas, who would believe him?

Deceitful

The Crow parents left little Whippersnapper in the care of the Face of Everyman; assuring him that they would be right back. That was two days ago. Had they just forgotten that their little fledgling was waiting and hungry. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa mounted rescue team was organized and sent out to search for the deceitful parents.

Food Bank

There was a minor dust up at the Food Bank this morning as the Crow Family, new to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, bullied their way to the head of the line. Few songbirds protested; leaving it to the Face of Everyman to sort out. To assuage the crowd; everyone got an extra ration of peanut butter.

Screamers

The nearby nest of Crows was going to prove a problem for the Face of Everyman. Newly hatched chicks required an inordinate amount of food. Although the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was lush; the parents were hard put to keep the bottomless pits of the babies stomachs full enough to prevent them screaming for more.

Tap Dancing

Sylvia was a real show stopper. Seen below preforming at an annual Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa fund raiser she is doing her signature number: Tap dancing to the tune of Sweet Georgia Brown.  the Face of Everyman always liked it when the guests gave a standing ovation.  IMG_0390 (2)

Try Outs

Melissa tried out for the Follies Review every year when scouts booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  In as much as there was no ice rink, nor ice in mid-August, contestants were judged on their grace in free form flight.  the Face of Everyman acted as agent and talent scout for all regional songbirds. He felt it was the least he could do.IMG_0385 (2)