Know it all

Jubilation liked to relive the Civil War with hypothetical questions and prepositus answers. Characters like him were a dime a dozen at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was forced to listen. What else could he do?


It was open mic night at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Mullard’s jokes were dull and overused. The hecklers were in the crowd and made it all the more difficult to perform. the Face of Everyman called the next performer on stage. Mullard closed with a bow. Also, a vow “never again.”


Every time Larry got drunk, he put a dent in the ambience of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He would rant against the oft pious attitude of the Face of Everyman. What was the venerable sage to do? He had a position to uphold.


The dentist had cautioned Mullard to not eat or drink till the Novocaine had worn off. Poor Mullard he never took seriously what any Doctor said in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman felt sorry for birds as stupid as Mullard. For now, he couldn’t drink; would he bite his tongue next?


the Face of Everyman convinced the producers of the popular quiz show “Jeopardy” to tape an episode at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa using local talent. It was a disaster; much like herding Cats. Next year he might try Crows.


The mixed chorus auditioned for an upcoming show that the Face of Everyman would produce. This group “wowed them” for the luncheon crowd. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, once again, showed that there was talent to be found almost anywhere.