Confused by Federal Guidelines most guests left their masks behind. the Face of Everyman, fearing that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would become the new hot spot in this paradise of resorts tried to hand out masks. There were few takers.
Audubon Club members were delighted to see the first verified sighting of a Yellow Caped Apple Grabber. Folks soon flocked to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to capture a photo themselves. Of course, in doing so they trampled all of the Face of Everyman’s rhubarb crop.
The Class Reunion left a lot to be desired. Social distancing kept the usual hugs and tears from happening. 2019 had been a great year at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Guests shared family statistics and travel highlights while flocking. the Face of Everyman was the Master of Ceremonies but even he ran short of banter. The event was over by sundown.
Carstairs had applied to Guinness World Records to challenge the speed record held by the Hummingbirds. The application was deemed bold enough for a trials team to book into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Lights, camera, action. the Face of Everyman beamed with pleasure as Carstairs sped thru the measured course on his first run. This was epic!
Myrtle liked to practice her singing voice, which she skillfully punctuated with echos from the outlet flue of the Spring of Perpetual Giving. The guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa remained respectfully quiet during these sessions. the Face of Everyman, on the other hand, could only stand so many choruses of “She’ll be Coming Round the Mountain.” The (yee-haw) and (whoa-back) echoes made him grit his teeth.
The moment the spot light was on him Bobby forgot about stage fright and butterflies. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was about to witness a new voice. the Face of Everyman had spent weeks grooming this young singer; now the rest of the world could enjoy him as well.
Elizabeth returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to prepare her classroom for the up coming school year. Little Ms Henny Penny was her new teaching assistant. “Good Grief”, thought the Face of Everyman, “Let’s hope we don’t start hearing fake news that sky is falling”.
Bobby and Willard arrived at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa ready to set up the Side show, Roller coaster and Ferris wheel. Sadly nothing had been done to prepare the Memorial field for the 4th of July holiday events. Weeds and grasses were everywhere. the Face of Everyman compt their rooms and meals but told them that all festivities were off. This was his worst 2nd quarter on record.
Horton came early to get a good seat for the Soccer match that would be shown on the Jumbotron at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman hoped that no one would try and stand on his face for a more advantageous view.
Bertram and his sibling wondered what two wet Robins saw in each other. Tho the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was on a remote stop over on the Pacific Flyway surely there was more to choose from as mates. the Face of Everyman chose not to offer an allegory.
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