College football seemed the only topic these two found worth discussing. the Face of Everyman was at a loss as to which contest to stream on the Jumbotron at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Football
Flow
It was just after lunch when every Wild Canary in Christendom stopped by to tell the venerable sage that the Spring of Perpetual Hunger had stopped flowing. “Great!”, thought the Face of Everyman “One more thing to worry about.”
Compass Error
On lookers hardly noticed as the effects of a geomagnetic storm pummeled the Face of Everyman. These storms seldom reached the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Timmy’s pocket compass swung wildly and caused him to doubt true north.
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Arko was miffed; that was the very trick he was going to perform during this audition at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He knew that he best come up with something better, the Face of Everyman was a stern judge.
Boorish
Poindexter wasn’t sure of the rules; but surely brushing your teeth in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was in poor taste. the Face of Everyman spoke sharply to the boorish quest.
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One of the twins inquired,”Do you speak American?” And the Chickadee responded, “No I speak English.” Such were most days for the Face of Everyman at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Polygamy
(File Photo) Seen above is Ainsworth trying to make the case for polygamy. the Face of Everyman wondered what ever happen to monogamy.
Idyllic Days
Matchmakers
(File photo July 2023) Luncheons at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were the ideal venue for matchmakers to join their clients and make a selection. the Face of Everyman knew these ladies were from some of the best families. Flash found these choices difficult.
Legacy
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