TV

Watching those medical ads of TV was too much for Rupert’s system. He tested positive at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa clinic for every skin malady from herpes to shingles. the Face of Everyman made sure he was given a room without TV.

Chaos

Melvin spoke out about the unjust reasoning behind the Face of Everyman depriving songbirds of scattered seed just to thwart the glutinous pigeons. The venerable sage felt as though the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was spiraling into chaos.

Return

With the freeloading pigeon population reduced, the Face of Everyman felt vindicated about his no scattered birdseed policy. The return of the Wild Canaries to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was proof enough.

Staring

Pamela and Pricilla weren’t sure that they wanted to bathe with that guy staring at them. The waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were open to all, but . . . the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure what to say.